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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:51 am
Post subject: Some Monday Humor - Unlawful Entry
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Subject: Unlawful Entry
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze!
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:01 pm
Post subject: Re: Some Monday Humor - Unlawful Entry [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:51:01 -0500, John H.
<jherringnumericalone.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Subject: Unlawful Entry
>
> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
>place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
>saying,
>
>"Jesus is watching you."
>
>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze!
>
>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>
>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
>clear as a bell he heard,
>
>"Jesus is watching you."
>
>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
>flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
>
>Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>
>"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
>you."
>
>The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>
>"Moses," replied the bird.
>
>"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
>
>"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
>
>"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Thank you, I needed that!
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Woodsy,
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:19 pm
Post subject: Re: Some Monday Humor - Unlawful Entry [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:01:00 -0400, Woodsy <Woods.RemoveThis@yMadBBS.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:51:01 -0500, John H.
><jherringnumericalone.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Subject: Unlawful Entry
>>
>> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>>around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
>>place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
>>saying,
>>
>>"Jesus is watching you."
>>
>>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze!
>>
>>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>>
>>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
>>clear as a bell he heard,
>>
>>"Jesus is watching you."
>>
>>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>>source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
>>flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
>>
>>Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>>
>>"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
>>you."
>>
>>The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>>
>>"Moses," replied the bird.
>>
>>"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
>>
>>"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
>>
>>"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
>Thank you, I needed that!
u r welcome
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John >> Stay informed about: Some Monday Humor - Unlawful Entry |
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