Which is funnier...

External Since: Aug 17, 2008 Posts: 10

John H. wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:10:03 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall,
> Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. "
> <nospamplease RemoveThis @here.com> wrote:
>
>> Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
>>> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII <spamfree2 RemoveThis @Here.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> DownTime wrote:
>>>>> Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
>>>>>> And why?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
>>>>>> this taste funny to you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
>>>>>> this taste funny to you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
>>>>>> It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
>>>>>> have a "great debate" going about it.
>>>>> Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
>>>>> are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
>>>>> eating something that was NOT human.
>>>> You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.
>>> Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
>>> proclivities is mostly where you sit.
>>>
>>> Clams are much funnier than clowns.
>> If you are calling me an ass, or saying that my sense of humor is up my
>> ass, you are probably correct on both points. Still, Clowns are much
>> funnier. Wink

>>
>> By the way, can you imagine the first person who opened a claim or
>> oyster and said, ''mmmmmm I wonder what this tastes like".
>>
>> He had to have been one hunger dude.
>
> That was funnier than either of the cannibal choices.

the truth is always funny.

External Since: Jan 26, 2006 Posts: 1806

"Short Wave Sportfishing" <email DeleteThis @swsportsremove.org> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:17:36 -0700, "Calif Bill"
> <bmckeespam DeleteThis @ix.netcom.com> wrote:
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>>
>>"Short Wave Sportfishing" <email DeleteThis @swsportsremove.org> wrote in message
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>>> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII <spamfree2 DeleteThis @Here.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>DownTime wrote:
>>>>> Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
>>>>>> And why?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other -
>>>>>> "Does
>>>>>> this taste funny to you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
>>>>>> this taste funny to you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is
>>>>>> funnier.
>>>>>> It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
>>>>>> have a "great debate" going about it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think
>>>>> you
>>>>> are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
>>>>> eating something that was NOT human.
>>>>
>>>>You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.
>>>
>>> Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
>>> proclivities is mostly where you sit.
>>>
>>> Clams are much funnier than clowns.
>>
>>Only when they are singing and dancing.
>
> That's raisins - dancing and singing raisins.
>
> From California - where else?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhIvBZmQUWY&feature=related

Clams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUANmtaY1lQ

As to the raisins, Fresno State Univ. is, as far as I know, the only
university with a winery as part of the university. Pretty good wines.